Naked Weed Whackers And Fry Cooks

The nun has hope in her soul. 8 days ago

so he hires a recruiter gets him a job at a gas station. As part of the recruiters job, he's responsible for checking in on his placements so he goes to the gas station to talk to the owner. Recruiter: "How's the new hire doing?"... 11 days ago

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore... a month ago

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The... a year ago

They go off to Las Vegas for their honeymoon. They get settled in their room for their first night together. As he's getting ready to take off his robe, she says "Be gentle. It's my first time". He gets outraged, packs his stuff,... 7 months ago

I hired a blind hooker and asked for a handjob "Wow this is the biggest one l've ever handled" she said "Youre pulling my leg" I answered. 9 months ago

Nevermind, she's back. She just went to pee. 9 months ago

And wakes up in hospital. The doctor tells him during the crash his dick completely severed but luckily he's in is the world's foremost hospital for dick transplants. The doctor tells him he can have a small dick for $3000, a medium one for... 9 months ago

They were sitting at the breakfast table when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird... 9 months ago

... He starts drinking, and pretty soon he yells out, "Lawyers are all a bunch of scumbags!" Another man at the other end of the bar stands up and says, "Hey pal, you'd better watch your fucking mouth." "What, are you a... a year ago