Patient: "Doctor youve got to help me, I dont want to go on!"

Doctor: "This is a serious condition, but I have had significant success with an experimental treatment. I have to warn you though, the treatment requires attention as it is radical and life changing."

Patient: "I dont care, Ill do anything!"

Doctor: "Take off all of your clothes and strip naked!"

A short time later the patient is standing amid a pile of discarded garments, hands stroking bare flanks, feeling a gentle wind caressing the cheeks, loving the satiny tint of a breast enveloping the puckery skin of the sensitive nipple, and thinking 'Do I dare touch it?' all while admiring the view in the full length mirror.

Patient: "Doctor you have changed my whole outlook! I want to LIVE! How can I ever thank you?"

Doctor: "Just pay the receptionist on your way out."

Patient: Padding toward the receptionists desk, "It's worth every penny!"

Doctor: "Nurse!" he called "Another outfit to sell on eBay." all the while thinking 'I love my job!'

Please note: This is my blog first post and I'm not sure that I am doing it correctly, constructive criticism is welcome.
Thanks!
Noel Bottone

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