The Nude Lawnmower
Power or manual? Sit or walk-behind? Bagged or mulched? Neatly-trimmed or more natural? This is a group to discuss lawn care, to compare equipment (but guys, lets keep talk about deck height within reason, ok?) and to horse around; all while nude, of course
- created by Slamecksan
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Return to DiscussionsHello all.I've joined and uploaded all the lawn mowing and maintenance mowing pictures I can find to get the media going.What about uploading yours?
I've just joined to but probably shouldn't be. The amount of grass that I can mow nude is in the back and literally takes about 2 minutes to do. Add in weed wacking and hedge trimming (which is only done every so often) and it adds up to maybe 10 minutes? Then I have to take the mower out of the nudist area and requires getting dressed again. I guess I could hose myself off and extend the time a bit.
Just joined as well but to be perfectly honest, I don't mow our lawn anymore.
We replaced our backyard lawn with artificial turf and putting green. We both practice putting while nude!
Great idea Andy. I have a septic hill and thought about doing that back when I was playing golf a lot, maybe putting in a sand trap as well but never did.
After we sell this one we are planning on building another and it will have a septic hill as well. Maybe I'll get it done then. :-)
I had one land lady, in her 70's, watch me mow our lawn in some short dolphin shorts without a liner, shirtless and barefoot. She came up afterwards and said, "you're almost naked!" I replied, "almost :D! I most likely would be if I didn't have an audience." She said, "honey, I don't mind!" I didn't take her up on the offer.
Why not?
I had one land lady, in her 70's, watch me mow our lawn in some short dolphin shorts without a liner, shirtless and barefoot. She came up afterwards and said, "you're almost naked!" I replied, "almost :D! I most likely would be if I didn't have an audience." She said, "honey, I don't mind!" I didn't take her up on the offer.Why not?Let's see I was all of 23 at the time and not that well versed in being open about being a nudist. If I knew then, what I know now, I would have been naked every time I saw her, after I got the supposed go ahead! :DDDD
I remember those small running shorts back in the day. Wore them all the time mowing the lawn, usually commando. Left very little to the imagination. in this pic I was probably 31 and 145 pounds. I've around doubled in years but sure glad I haven't doubled in weight. HAHA!
