I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work.

• 7 years ago

The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.

• 7 years ago

The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.

The only thing I like about winter is......the end of it.

• 7 years ago

Patience:::What you have when there are too many witnesses.

• 7 years ago

How true.

• 7 years ago

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not the one ahead of you!!!

I saw an Internet picture of a bumper sticker on a car that read "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me". ........LOL

• 7 years ago

If at first you don't succeed.......try doing it the way your wife told you too.

• 7 years ago

I did a push-up today...well, actually I fell down... but I had to use my arms to get back up so....close enough.

• 7 years ago

I always mean what I say...but sometimes I don't mean to say it out loud.

• 7 years ago

All quotable. All true!

• 7 years ago