I don't have a short temper........ I just have a quick reaction to bullshit!!

• 6 years ago

I don't do drugs or drink. At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

• 6 years ago

This dad is being promoted to grandad!!!

• 6 years ago

I'm not self medicating, the guy at the liquor store gave me a prescription ..or did he call it a receipt

• 6 years ago

I'm not self medicating, the guy at the liquor store gave me a prescription ..or did he call it a receipt

Same thing, just bring it back with you when you need a refill.

• 6 years ago

A flock of crows is called a murder... A group of kids is called a migraine!

• 6 years ago

There are no virgins.....life screws us all!

• 6 years ago

I made a huge to-do list for today.... I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

• 6 years ago

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking... it scared the hell out of me.. so starting today no more reading.

• 6 years ago

I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.... I really thought you already knew!

• 6 years ago