Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe l won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.

• 4 years ago

I suck in bed.........l also lick and bite.

• 4 years ago

Summer isn't over until Sept. 22..So sit your pumpkin spice asses down...l'm not finished with my margarita yet!

• 4 years ago

Summer isn't over until Sept. 22..So sit your pumpkin spice asses down...l'm not finished with my margarita yet!

Love it!!! Pour me one, please?

• 4 years ago

Whenever l tell someone where l live, they say, omg that's so far away...l'm like calm down, l'm not inviting you over.

• 3 years ago

New study shows that 80% of married men can not fall asleep after sex because they still have to drive home.

• 3 years ago

My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix...I just renewed subscription for 10 years.

• 3 years ago

Ladies, find a man who will stroke your hair and say how soft it is and doesn't care it's on your legs.

• 3 years ago

I handle stressful situations like a dog...if you can't eat it or hump it...piss on it and walk away.

• 3 years ago

I don't always whoop ....but when I do......there it is

• 3 years ago