Todays Nude Joke
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A man moves into a nudist colony , , ,
Return to DiscussionsA man moves into a nudist colony.
He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself at his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother.
The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.
He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says...
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle, it makes your nose look too short!"
I have a neighbor, he's a 90-year-old man with Alzheimer's. Every day at 9:00 a.m. he knocks on my door and asks where his wife is. So everyday at 9:00 a.m. I have to tell a 90-year-old man with Alzheimer's that his wife has passed away many years ago. Now I thought about moving, I thought about not answering the door, but I just love to see the smile on his face.