This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.

• 4 years ago

This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.
Up hill in both directions!

• 4 years ago

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.

• 4 years ago

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.

Over your cold and lifeless body!

• 4 years ago

She will laugh maybe one day but not right away.
But still funny.

• 4 years ago

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.Over your cold and lifeless body!

Because you gave her something to strangle you with ;-)

• 4 years ago

I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn't like my attitude... and l got caught drinking on the job.

• 4 years ago

Oh damn! The biggest reason I didn't become a gynecologist is because I like eating on the job!

• 4 years ago

I can relate.

• 4 years ago

WOW! Apparently, it's rude to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it's a rescue.....

• 4 years ago