Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

No one is TOTALLY useless, they can always serve as a bad example.

• 8 years ago

I really don't mind coming in to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullshit.

• 8 years ago

As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

• 8 years ago

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

• 8 years ago

My day starts backwards.......
I wake up tired, and go to bed wide awake.

• 8 years ago

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married...... but by then it was too late!!!

• 8 years ago

Even Duct Tape can't fix stupid.....but it can muffle the sound.

• 8 years ago

Ha! I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

• 8 years ago

At my age, "Getting Lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!

• 8 years ago

Nice one Bill :D

• 8 years ago