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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jan 27, 2017

  90% of being married is just shouting "What" from other rooms.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jan 31, 2017

  Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 10, 2017

  LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION.........OH who am I kidding, follow me I know a shortcut.

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  John0061

  Feb 10, 2017

  [quote]LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION.........OH who am I kidding, follow me I know a shortcut.[/quote] LOL. All good ones

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• ME

  Member

  Feb 10, 2017

  +1 for 'all good ones'. Especially 'Lead Me Not into Temptation'. lmnao at that one.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 14, 2017

  The most shocking thing about our human sex organs is that people are shocked by them.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 16, 2017

  Only when the tide does out, do you discover who's been swimming naked.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 17, 2017

  Do not take life to seriously..... You will never get out of it alive.

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  nanciboi985

  Feb 17, 2017

  I've liked this quote ever since I heard it in Van Wilder! :)

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 21, 2017

  The Truth will set you free..........but first, it will piss you off.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 22, 2017

  YES, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign.............I just didn't see you.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 23, 2017

  I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 24, 2017

  Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 26, 2017

  Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Feb 28, 2017

  I wasn't planning on going for a run today.......but those cops came out of nowhere!!!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Mar 1, 2017

  I need to go on a medication, so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Mar 2, 2017

  If you can't convince them........ confuse them.

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• TR

  

  traildoc

  Mar 2, 2017

  [quote]If you can't convince them........ confuse them.[/quote] I think that is the motto of our elected officials. :)

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Mar 3, 2017

  [quote]If you can't convince them........ confuse them.[/quote] If you can't dazzle'em with brilliance, baffle'em with bullshit.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Mar 3, 2017

  My goal this weekend... is to move just enough... so people don't think I'm dead.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Mar 5, 2017

  Today I was a hero... I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Mar 6, 2017

  Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Mar 7, 2017

  The Right to be heard dose not include the Right to be taken seriously.

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  Qman420

  Mar 7, 2017

  That's a good one

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