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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.

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Sometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.

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Sometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.

Years ago on a bitter cold winter night I pulled my car into the detached garage and started towards the house. The cold hit me and I knew I had to pee. So I unzipped and let it spew. While peeing I looked up to see an awesome shooting star which I would never had seen had I not had to go.

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Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit....different day.

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How strict is the "l licked it, it's mine" policy? There's a few things l've licked and don't want anymore.

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It's yours until someone else licks it. Lol

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If You Could Read My Mind you would need a shower and a cigarette

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If I had sex as much as I got screwed...... life would be awesome!

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Just saw a commercial for Lysol, it said to disinfect the things l touch the most... l have a feeling this is going to burn.

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Hahahahaha

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