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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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Everytime a woman shaves and doesn't get laid...a unicorn dies.

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Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?

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Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?

Not a bad idea ;-) A lot cheaper way out than a divorce, just don't renew :-0

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However, Confucius did say, "Man who beats off behind car have hot rod!"

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Lookout girls here comes two nuts and a hot rod ;-)

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Do to Political Correctness.. Dick Van Dyke has changed his name to....Penis Truck Lesbian.

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And just like that.... having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheathing and rope in your trunk is okay.

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Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In Memory of faces burried there.

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Where is Morgan Freeman in 2020, shouldn't he be narrating this shit or something.

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Asked my wife if l could use toys during sex..Shoulda seen her face when l rolled my Hotwheel car across her titties.

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