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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seem like a missed opportunity.

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I don't know any nudists that have looked in the mirror and wondered "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

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If you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket.

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Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?

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Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?

Typically it's 3 shots per egg if using 80 proof vodka.

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Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?Typically it's 3 shots per egg if using 80 proof vodka.

Remember, that's for small eggs, increase the amount vodka accordingly if using medium, large or jumbo eggs...

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Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?Typically it's 3 shots per egg if using 80 proof vodka.Remember, that's for small eggs, increase the amount vodka accordingly if using medium, large or jumbo eggs...

For ostrich eggs use half of a fifth per egg, unless making an omelet, in which case go ahead and use the whole fifth. If making the omelet, then mix up some orange juice to go with it and add a liberal amount of tequila , grenadine is optional though. Breakfast of Champions.

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Sir, I say sir...... You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication.

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I should be ashamed of myself... lets be clear... l'm not... but l should be.

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Sir, I say sir...... You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication.

Nah!, just enhancing it's capabilities.

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