Post #5822hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI'm having a bad day... my ex just got hit by a bus, and I just lost my job as a bus driver.
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RE:Quote of the dayBeing an adult is debating whether to keep a cardboard box because you know it's a really good box.
OMG! I must be an adult.
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Post #5842hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy wife says I have only two faults... I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about.
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Post #585FreeLeeSuper NudistFreeLee RE:Quote of the dayThat one ranks up there as one of my favs.
Your quotes make my day! :-)
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Post #5862hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI sleep better naked.... Why can't the flight attendant understand this?
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Post #5872hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy wife just phoned to tell me that three women in her office have received flowers today and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said that's probably why.
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Post #5882hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayDid you know if you text Boss... Go fuck yourself...you don't have to go to work anymore.
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RE:Quote of the dayDid you know if you text Boss... Go fuck yourself...you don't have to go to work anymore.
It depends on who you text it to.
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Post #5902hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI am not an early bird or a night owl I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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Post #5912hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf you eat an entire cake without cutting it....you technically only had one piece.
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