When a woman says correct me if I'm wrong... Do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

• 4 years ago

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

• 4 years ago

If you want your neighbors to build a privacy fence and save you the expense, start doing all of your yard work nude!

• 4 years ago

The best part about this post is that by the time you've finished reading it you will realize that there was absolutely no point to it

• 4 years ago

Masks & Condoms do work; so Hubby doesn't realize the guy died smiling.

• 4 years ago

Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just open the door and pushed her out.

• 4 years ago

I asked my wife, why don't you tell me when you orgasm? She replied, because I don't like calling you at work.

• 4 years ago

Sex is only dirty if you do it right

• 4 years ago

A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses insert in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable

• 4 years ago

The CDC says you don't have to wear panties under sundresses this summer.

• 4 years ago