An old one, shared with a friend today and thought I'd share here. (May have done it years ago, but long enough to share it again.)
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Father, Mother and Son are on a trip to the zoo. While at the elephant exhibit the dad goes to get drinks as the mom and son continue looking at the animals.

Whats that mom? the son asks, pointing at the large appendage dangling under an aroused male elephant.

The mom blushes and nervously dodges the question. Oh, eh. thats nothing. Ask your dad.

When the dad returns the mom excuses herself leaving the boy to ask his father the same question.

Dad, whats that? the boy asks pointing once more at the aroused bull elephants large, dangling organ.

Without batting an eye the father answers, Well, thats just the elephants penis, son.

Oh, the boy nods, understanding. So how come when I asked mom she said it was nothing?

The dad just put his arm across his boys shoulder and explained, Son, Ive spoiled that woman.

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