Let's flip a coin.. Heads l get Tail.. Tails l get Head.

• 5 years ago

Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567

• 5 years ago

Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567

That does happen ;-) A garage sale was pretty well picked over, but got a new CAT turbocharger for a CAT 3116. Paid $15.00, sold it for $500 ;-) Off of Freecycle, I got a Onan generator for free :-) I hooked up a gas tank and battery, it started and runs fine :-0

• 5 years ago

How do you stump two nudists who are dating?
Ask them who wears the pants in their relationship.

• 5 years ago

I tried starting a day without coffee once..... My court date is pending.

• 5 years ago

You should ask her if she has gained weight, that way she knows you're paying attention to her.

• 5 years ago

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release, so when l tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because l care.

• 5 years ago

Theres a new swear word appearing in the English language. Its meaning is similar to the old FUBAR used in decades past. The swear word?........2020

• 5 years ago

Woke up to a blow job this morning...yuuup last time l sleep on a train with my mouth open.

• 5 years ago

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

• 5 years ago