It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.

CLASSIC

• 5 years ago

Just got accepted in a porn movie role.. l'm the husband going to work.

• 5 years ago

Ouch. Movie based on a true story? Mine. :-(

• 5 years ago

Last night at 2 am I had the right to remain silent..... But I didn't have the ability -R.W.

• 5 years ago

I yelled "Cow" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.. then she plowed her bike straight into the cow... I tried

• 5 years ago

I yelled "Cow" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.. then she plowed her bike straight into the cow... I tried

Obviously she had it in for that cow.

• 5 years ago

Last night at 2 am I had the right to remain silent..... But I didn't have the ability -R.W.

"Once you've seen one woman naked.......you want to see the rest of them naked." R.W.

• 5 years ago

Wife: honey the vacuum isn't sucking.....Husband: frustrating isn't it!

• 5 years ago

Thank you for this :)

• 5 years ago

I'm kind of like a finger in the ass... I'm either a wonderful surprise or make everything fucking awkward and uncomfortable.

• 5 years ago