Guy's.... if you're over 40...it's time to leave them young girls alone and get a woman who understands the signs of a stroke..

• 4 years ago

I'm Fragile, but not like a flower, more like a bomb!

Youth and strength are no match for old age and treachery.

• 4 years ago

My wife and I decided we don't want to have children........ We will be telling them tonight at dinner.

• 4 years ago

My doctor said I need professional help..... so I'm going to start with a chef, a butler and a maid.

• 4 years ago

If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.

• 4 years ago

If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.

It seems my wife and mother disagree with that!!! OOP's ;-)

Here's what my uncle had to say ;-)

My lady friends would make diamond marks in my head with anything handy!!!!!!!!!! :-))

• 4 years ago

Where do people in hell tell other people to go?

• 4 years ago

A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.

• 4 years ago

Sometimes my biggest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

• 4 years ago

I knew a few guys who couldn't make it out of fire school because they learned that too well.

• 4 years ago