Just checking on you... I heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.

• 4 years ago

My wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a Royal Bitch, l asked if she was at the self checkout...and that how the fight started.

• 4 years ago

Kids are a great gift, but l like playing with the Box they came in.

• 4 years ago

Most definitely love that box.

• 4 years ago

Babe, a tiny penis isn't such a big deal... I don't know Jenny, I kind of wish you didn't have one at all.

• 4 years ago

My emotional support animal is a chicken.... A four piece.... with a biscuit.

• 4 years ago

I went by the house that l grew up in, so l knocked on the door and asked if l could take a look inside, they said , Hell No and slammed the door in my face...my parents can be so harsh.

• 4 years ago

That's mean but also funny. Well done.

• 4 years ago

On this day in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell makes the first ever phone call, moments later phone rings and he learns his auto warranty has expired.

• 4 years ago

Sometimes l find a random screw lying around my house and l just assume it's from my life falling apart

• 4 years ago