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Return to DiscussionsWhat's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.
Spend some time in the South myself, my observaion...
y'all is the singular
y'alls is the singular possessive
all y'all is the plural
all y'alls is the plural possessive
A woman was changing clothes one morning while her husband sat on the bed watching TV. After removing all of her clothes she looked at herself in the full-length mirror. She said "I'm old, fat, ugly and wrinkled". Then she turned to her husband and asked "Don't you have anything nice you can say about me?". He looked at her a minute then said "Your eyesight is damn near perfect".
Along the same lines, Herb, Fred, and Nancy l all lived in a retirement community. Nancy really wanted to get Herb's attention so she decided to come to breakfast naked one morning. Fred said to Herb, "Can you see what Nancy is wearing this morning?" Herb replied, "Not too well, but it whatever it is, it sure needs ironing!"