Todays Nude Joke
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Return to DiscussionsI learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
- 8 years ago
The most shocking thing about our human sex organs is that people are shocked by them.
I neither designed nor made my body. I have neither cause for pride nor shame regarding its various features. I am not ashamed of my nose, fingers, or toes -- why should it be any different regarding my cock and balls.
- 4 years ago
Doctor: I'm not really sure how to explain the cause of all your health problems, it could be the drinking..
Patient: that's ok doctor, I'll come some other time when you're sober.
- 4 years ago
I see people my age mountain climbing and I'm here feeling good about getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
- 4 years ago
Stop writing about me lmao
- 4 years ago
Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love.... Unless you're in prison.
- 4 years ago
Let me drink about it and get back to you.
- 4 years ago
Life begins the moment you realize you don't have to prove shit to anyone.
- 4 years ago
Being an adult is debating whether to keep a cardboard box because you know it's a really good box.
- 4 years ago
The closest l ever got to a 4.0 in school....was my blood alcohol content.
- 4 years ago
I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone....
- 4 years ago