RE:Quote of the dayA woman was changing clothes one morning while her husband sat on the bed watching TV. After removing all of her clothes she looked at herself in the full-length mirror. She said "I'm old, fat, ugly and wrinkled". Then she turned to her husband and asked "Don't you have anything nice you can say about me?". He looked at her a minute then said "Your eyesight is damn near perfect".
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RE:Quote of the dayAlong the same lines, Herb, Fred, and Nancy l all lived in a retirement community. Nancy really wanted to get Herb's attention so she decided to come to breakfast naked one morning. Fred said to Herb, "Can you see what Nancy is wearing this morning?" Herb replied, "Not too well, but it whatever it is, it sure needs ironing!"
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Post #664mensasnemSuper NudistCertified Paid Life-Time Member RE:Quote of the dayWhat do you do when your dishwasher stops working?Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.
Slap the bitch.
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Post #6652hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayAnother fine day ruined by responsibility...
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Post #6662hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayYou can't control everything..... your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.
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Post #6672hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI think I'm starting to lose my mind. But as long as I keep the part that tells me when I got to pee, I should be okay.
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RE:Quote of the dayI think I'm starting to lose my mind. But as long as I keep the part that tells me when I got to pee, I should be okay.
Until it comes time to poop.
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RE:Quote of the dayI wasn't planning on going for a run today.......but those cops came out of nowhere
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Post #6702hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI'm always forced to do shit I'm not qualified for..... Like being nice to fucking idiots.
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Post #6712hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayToday I am not gonna be an asshole, I am gonna be nice.... Stop laughing, it could happen.
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