Two bums were walking along a beach when they noticed a dog licking himself in that way boy dogs will sometimes do."Man," the one bum sighed. "I sure wish I could do that.""Yeah," His friend nodded thoughtfully in agreement, then added, "but you better see if he'll let you pet him first."

A friend of mine saw my dog doing that and said the same thing, except I told him, "You probably can, but you might want to pet him first". For some reason he didn't even try to pet him after that. I'm pretty sure my dog would have let him if he had tried.

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