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Telemarketers
Return to DiscussionsSo, I get really frustrated when I am busy and my cellphone rings. After giving some of them funny replies as why Mr Nakedfarmer isn't available I was hauling grain to the mill in the grain truck with air horns. I said, "Sure he's available. Hold on!" I held the cellphone next to the air horn and let er rip!
Few minutes later, another call.
Marketer: "Hello, how are you; is Mr Nakedfarmer available?"
Mr Nakedfarmer: " I am well sir. I just don't do phone sex any longer!"
Marketer: "Sex! I didn't say anything about sex!"
Mr Nakedfarmer: "Yeah I know! But I am tired of getting fucked over the phone!"
I learned from my Dad, to let them think you are interested. Once they start their spiel, lay the phone down and hang it up after you hear the off the hook beeping ;-)
With junk mail Dad would stuff the self addressed, no postage due envelope full and send it back to them ;-)
I got another call today stating "This is our LAST attempt to contact you concerning your credit card debt". I get one of these calls about once a month or so, I wonder how many LAST ATTEMPTS I get before they quit calling about it. I don't carry a credit card debt. I pay my bills off when they come due.