It's been a rough week, but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money.

• 6 years ago

It's been a rough week, but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money.

But the week is not completely over, yet. There are still two days left to go.

• 6 years ago

If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their head, then you're doing something wrong.

• 6 years ago

The older you get. The harder it is to find someone to share a horse costume with you. Happy Halloween!

• 6 years ago

Despite the high cost of living it remains popular.

• 6 years ago

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight.... live longer than the men who mention it.

• 6 years ago

I have a feeling that my check liver light will be coming on this weekend.

• 6 years ago

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

• 6 years ago

If a man is talking in the woods, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

• 6 years ago

Absolutely!

• 6 years ago