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FBI Job Opening
Return to DiscussionsThe FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, 2 men and a woman.
For the final test, The FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Shoot her now!!
The man said, You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The FBI agent said, then you're not the right person for the job, take your wife and go home.
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried, but I can't shoot my wife. The FBI agent said, you don't have what it takes for the job, take your wife and go home.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, shoot your husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another, then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow, said, This gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to beat him to dead with the chair.