An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when Im completely nude.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. Yes! Yes! I won, I won! She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked What did she roll? The other answered I dont know I thought you were watching.

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