Just returned from one week at Hotel Nude in Zipolite. Fantastic
trip. I suggest anybody going there read the last year's worth of
posts on Trip Advisor.

It was very quiet everywhere during the last week of October but
apparently picks up up starting in November.

Met lots of great people, including locals and hotel staff (I speak
Spanish). The Nude's web site says they speak Spanish but they
don't, except 2 of the chefs in the kitchen speak a bit. Need an
interpreter? Invite me and pay my airfare! ;-)

Not many nude people at the hotel or on the beach, but fully
tolerated. We'd sit nude at the bar and chat with the staff nude in
the lobby and bar, around the pool, etc. We were nude when we
checked out and paid our bill. The only time I wore anything was
swim trunks for breakfast or supper. Mostly ate on the main street
or other beach restaurants (where you can't be nude either).

Only saw 3 mosquitoes in our room all week. I heard they are bad
during rainy season, mid-June to mid-Sep, or so.

Wi-Fi worked fairly well.

The have started installing safes in the rooms and should be
finished by next year. They are not the electronic locking steel
boxes, but a wooden cabinet with a keyed lock. Saw one up close but
not open.

You pay for the room when you arrive, but then just sign for all
your drinks and food when you check out.

Beer ranged from 30 pesos at the Nude to 15 pesos at Phillipe's
near the other end of the beach where the lovely Dulce gives
wonderful 1-hour massages for $200 pesos (about US$11). Look for
her sign as the bar isn't marked. Tell her Ricardo y Gordo sent
you. This is the only place we found where you can be in a beach
bar nude. Did I mention getting massages while nude?

Taxis at the airport were posted as 975 pesos. We could not get
them to accept 500 as others have reported but we paid 700. Paid
400 for the trip back. If you walk straight out of the airport to
the (Pemex?) gas station you can pay 400 to 500 pesos. These cabs
aren't air-conditioned like the airport cabs though.

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