Reindeer911

About Reindeer911

Big teddy bear type. Have recently gone through some major life changes, looking for my next adventure!

OK, due to all the scammers and cat fishers, these are my rules if you want me to interact with you. No, I'm not trying to be harsh, this is all based upon past problems I've had with said scammers. I used to be an IT contractor that has a lot of experience with security, have done skiptracing, and have dealt with way over 10,000 scammers at this point. No, I'm not exaggerating. The short version is if you are a scammer and are targeting me or someone I care about, don't try it... it won't end well.

1. No picture, don't expect me to talk with you. You need to post a picture of yourself.

2. This is a nudist site. If you want me to take you seriously, post a nude of yourself. This alone will weed out about 99% of the catfishers since they never post nudes of themselves.

3. It doesn't take me 10 seconds to do a Yandex search to see who actually owns it, if your image turns up on another site, and/or if the name on the picture doesn't match the name you posted. Scammers love to use pictures of porn stars for some reason (just not nude ones)... You don't think I won't find out? If I contact you chances are extremely high I already know if your picture/profile is fake or not, and I might be trying to scambait you. One thing for sure is if I catch you stealing someone else's profile picture, I WILL publicly out you, report you, and block you.

4. Do not ask me for my picture, where I'm from, if I'm married, or other such obvious information. Those are on my profile (including my nudes)... If you're too lazy to look at my page, I'm too lazy to answer your questions.

5. ABOVE ALL, DO NOT ask me about my finances or ask to send you money. My finances and work schedule are none of your damn business. That's called interrogating and would never be acceptable on an actual date (Not if you want a second date at any rate), nor is this a job interview. At least in America it is considered VERY rude to be asking such questions. If there's something in particular I want you to know, I will let you know.

Likewise I don't give out any money AT ALL until I have met you IN PERSON and we are in an actual committed relationship. Nothing says SCAMMER like begging for money from strangers online. I'm sorry if your refrigerator is empty (A common scam), but if so you need to get on food stamps ASAP. There's also your local soup kitchens and the food bank. If my little town of 6000 people has these resources, so does yours. Oh, and if you are going to beg me for food money, realize you've just declared to the world that you're either a scammer or too poor to be getting into a relationship in the first place. Same applies if you can't pay your phone bill or other such nonsense. If you can't pay your bills, you can't afford to be wasting your time online.

Incidentally, if you so much as mention Western Union, you've just outed yourself as a scammer and will be treated accordingly.

6. Don't insult my intelligence. You'll rapidly discover I do in fact have a dark side. Don't give me a bad attitude and refuse to answer my questions... bad things will happen if you try it. Don't threaten to post my nudes online... If you haven't already noticed they are already online and the exhibitionist side of me would love the attention.

I screen for 'bots. If I ask you to say "potato" or some other word, just do it. Also if I ask you to take a picture of yourself holding up a card or piece of paper that says "Hi Gary", it means I think you're fake and you're about to get reported. You need to prove to me you're real.

Don't use the word "Dear", Americans don't talk that way and you're giving yourself away. Don't ask about my family unless I know you really well, that's rude. Don't tell me you love me after only a week... I know for a fact you don't and you've probably just pissed me off. Likewise, don't mysteriously disappear for several days and expect me to take you seriously. If you're trying to convince me you're real and serious about a relationship, then you need to act like it.

7. Crypto/Bitcoin. I already know all about it, I've got a professional broker, and bottom line is I'm not interested. If that's all you're after, move along...

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