Ryan596
Near Orlando, Florida US
- Man
- Single
- 37
- United States
- Certified
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About Ryan596
My names Sean, and I'm an alcoholic. Oh..sorry wrong site. I'll start over.
Joined this site simply to help cure the issue keeping me in the closet about my condition(of being way too awesome for clothes). I live in Cocoa Beach, Florida. Graduated with an applied math degree. Work but where isn't important here,always worry about random searches by the big boss man(well actually she's like 5'5"; and skinny ,and a female...but that's not important). I think you're supposed to brag here about yourself to sell you to the viewer, but I am down to Earth and think being humble is attractive. {I mean, Sure I've climbed Mouth Everest..blind folded. Sure I've met Michael Jordan and beaten him in horse...Sure I ran the Boston Marathon...but only to warm up for my morning jog.} So I won't brag or boast...cause that's unattractive and people don't like that.
Anonymous - 37
- Gender
- Man
- Orientation
- Straight
- Height
- 5' 9"
- Weight
- 150
- Hometown
- Cocoa Beach
- Education
- Bachelors
- Religion
- Atheist
- Income Level
- 26k-45k
- Occupation
- Budget guy
- Kids
- None yet
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Yes
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- Gender
- Orientation
- Straight
- Height
- Weight
- Hometown
- Education
- Religion
- Income Level
- Occupation
- Kids
- Smokes
- Drinks
Here for
- Dating
- Relationship
- Platonic Friends
- Networking
- Casual Acquaintances
Who I'd like to meet
Someone cool near my area to hang out with.
My Interests
Going to events...concerts...sports games...parties..drinking...Chinese food...little pastries with delicate designs....cold fireplaces...erectile disfunction commercials. and giving change to rich people to throw them off.
Movies
Fight Club, Anchorman, 12 Monkeys, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Fifth Element....basically 90's movies. OH wait..common interest for the ladies...I love Grease, Glee, and any other amazing sing-a-long show you make me watch when sports are on(but I will be watching it on my laptop..cause I ain't missing the game for you)!
Music
ToolSoundgardenZeppelinFloydPearl JamMy Morning JacketSTPBEATLESRadioheadRolling stonesclapton(is god)Alice in ChainsHank Williams(1-3)Johnny freaking cash!
My Heroes
Barney from How I met your motherWill FerrellHomer Simpson...his hard work and dedication make me want to achieve great things.James Bond - Cause he is the worst spy ever....how can you be a spy and EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE A SPY WTF. DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF SPY WORK.Tiger Woods for being a faithful man to his mistresses.Kim Jung, Hitler, Stalin, etc - For being proof of my theory that too much power is an absolute evil. Guess they are my anti-heros...why is there no anti - hero section darn it.
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