sunandheat

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IF YOU ASK FOR A FRIENDS REQUEST AND YOU HAVE NOT CHATTED WITH US IN THE CHAT ROOM OR YOU HAVE NOT SENT US A MESSAGE. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT YOUR CHANCES OF BECOMING FRIENDS IS SLIM TO NONE.

We have relocated to Southern NV for Minnesota. It's a lot warmer here and we love it. We also enjoying being nude with friends, relaxing in the Jacuzzi or out in the desert. We are an open minded couples that is laid back and enjoying the heat. My wife DOES NOT like to chat/cam on line or any chat sites. I'm the one you will be taking to if you want to chat with us. SO DON'T ASK to chat with her or see her on cam (if you do see us both on chat/cam consider your self lucky). I do relate all conversation with her if time permits. If you don't like this then move on to another person that does. I'm sorry to be blunt but I just about had it with people asking me to chat or cam with her or see more nude photos of her, all the time being rude and persistent. That is just the way it is so deal with it.

Living in MN
Cold is a relative thing ya know....
At 65 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.
At 60, Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe.
At 50, Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..
At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
At 35, New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 20, People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close their windows.
At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
At 20 below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
At 40 below, ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold enough for ya, eh?"
At 50 below, heck freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Also you live in Minnesota...your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Minnesota. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Minnesota. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Minnesota. If you've had a lengthy telephone... conversation with... someone......who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Minnesota. If "vacation" means going to Sioux Falls, SD for the weekend, you may live in Minnesota. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Minnesota. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Minnesota. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Minnesota. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Minnesota. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Minnesota. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Minnesota. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Minnesota. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Minnesota. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Minnesota. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Minnesota. If you find -10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Minnesota. If you know how to pronounce Shakopee, Waseca and Lake Winnibigoshish you might be in Minnesota. If you actually understand these jokes, re-post this so all of your Minnesota friends and others can see."

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MINNESOTAN WHEN:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past Brainerd for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
6. Your whole family wears Viking purple to church on Sunday.
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You refer to the Vikings as "we."
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
18. You have no problem pronouncing Wayzata.
19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
20. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pig's Eye Pilsner.
21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
23. Down South to you means Iowa.
24. A brat is something you eat.
25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
26. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
27. You know how to polka.
28. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
29. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
30. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
31. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Minnesota friends.

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