Todays Nude Joke

I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

Hello beautiful people Im reaching out to fellow nudists to connect and plan fun activities,lets get to know each other better, naughty, fun. hit me on Text(859)-759-2004 or zangi(10-2342-0129. lets share some pictures and would love some fun too...

After 40 years of marriage the wife asks her husband, 'Dear, aren't I the best wife you could have ever had?' To which the man replies, 'I don't know. I haven't been married to all the other women yet.'

Two old men who hadn't seen each other in a long time met in a park. They stopped to talk for a while. They caught up on what the other had been up to. Talked about their wives, and family. Chatted about fun times they had when they were...

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore...

What is the difference between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife? During sex, a prostitute screams oh, give it to me you stallion!. a mistress purrs oh my darling you are a fabulous lover and a wife proclaims beige, I think Ill paint the ceiling...

How did doctors cure the Invisible Man? Took him to the I.C.U.

A man approaches a woman on a nude beach and says, 'Do you know what I need right now?' The woman answers him: 'Yes, it's kind of obvious')

We screw in dirty sleeping bags

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when Im completely nude. With that,...