Humor and Fun

More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died of Ebola.

A marriage is like a tornado. It starts with a lot of blowing and sucking, and ends with you losing the house.... ;~)

Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing. An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal." ...

A man goes into a chemist and asks for 3 condoms, 1 red, 1 blue and 1 green. He takes his purchase and leaves. 9 months later the same man walks into the same chemist up to the same assistant and asks for a maternity bra. The assistant asks him...

Just heard that quote in a baseball interview, while talking about a nice sunny day. Thought it more fitting for nudists!

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate...

This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do...

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so...

www.foxnews.com/science/2013/08/12/testicle-biting-fish-may-be-invading-denmark/ Jaws may not be the only one salivating as you splash. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, a cousin of the piranha reported to go after...