Humor and Fun

The following was posted by me as a comeback to another comeback for one of my jokes. It got buried down by other posts within the same day and never got to see the light of day Hope youll find it was worth posting again Any way , ill stop mumbling....

"Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

Think of a chat up line for the barmaid, or something you would say to your friends about her. Please try to keep it clean, Thank you. A pint please and I like to have it pulled nice and slow.

You will probably remember the original balloon dance from a few years back. Check out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801hQq_vJXQ I think it is hilarious, but that's just me. Enjoy!

Anyone have any good naked photos at monuments? Check out these ones! Naked at Machu Picchu, the Great Wall of China, Sydney Harbour Bridge. https://nakedatmonuments.com/nakedphotos/ Send your own to nakedatmonuments@gmail.com

I just received this notice and thought I'd pass it along. WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he...

Santa went to doctor:Doctor, I feel so sick that I want to die! Doctor: Dont worry Santa! Just leave that job to me, I am trained for that

Blonde 1: Which number are you waiting for? Blonde 2: The number 3. And you? Blonde 1: The number 5. A couple of minutes go by and bus number 53 pulls up. Blonde 2: Oh look, we can both take this one.

Visit to the doctor. Went to the doctor this week She said to me: work out at 2 hours a day. Do not eat pork Do not eat red meat Do not use pepper and salt Dont eat acid fruits No bread no pasta and no potato. Stop drinking tea Stop drinking coffee...

How anyone can do this and keep a straight face is beyond me https://videosift.com/video/The-Greatest-Show-On-Legs-The-Naked-Balloon-Dance