Humor and Fun

Why did the alligattor move from the textile resort to a nudist resort/ He got tired of picking clothes out of his teeth.

All out.

One of the rules here is that your Popularity ranking is determined by the number of your Profile Views. Just for fun I'd like to see how high and how quickly my Popularity ranking can be raised by having everyone visit my Profile. Presently the...

So my friend and I are at the mall on this hot Texas Friday. I tell him that I need to get a certain magazine (not a Playboy). Sadly, there was no bookstore in the mall. So we mosey on over to Half Price Books. So we're walking around and I find...

An elderly couple was listening to their radio one Sunday when a faith healer came on the air. "I can heal you today. If you want to be healed, put one hand on the radio, and the other hand on what you want healed!" So the woman puts one...

Hat is essential for Britain to attend social occasions accessories.Senior ladies are wearing clothing in the same time,but also consuming effort to select a suitable hat and the color.This is courtesy of the request,a status symbol,it is rolling...

Any other "timely" wisdom to share?

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."...

i am probably a dead men after this one but... script/script

Today's Poser: I am eight letters long - "12345678" My 1234 is an atmospheric condition. My 34567 supports a plant. My 4567 is to appropriate. My 45 is a friendly thank-you. My 678 is a name. Q: What word am I?