Office Humor
- 14 years ago
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT ARE NOT, IN THE OFFICE:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:
1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
- 14 years ago
Old chinese proverb, 'Secretary not part of office until screwed on desk'
- 14 years ago
The boss caught the female filing clerk and the stockboy in the back of the supply closet during a coffee break!
Angrily, the boss said "Explain this!"
The filing clerk said, "Well neither of us like coffee!"
- 14 years ago
I believe there is truth to the saying, "The only person that got their work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe!"
- 14 years ago
in or company there is no humor :D
- 14 years ago
My favorite - 3. It's an entry-level position.
- 14 years ago