Food Jokes.

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

by ManOfWicklow Textile

I've just swallowed a bone Oh dear are you choking No I'm serious.

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Post #2 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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# 2
A man got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

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Post #3 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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# 3
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

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Post #4 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

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Post #5 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach.
And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.

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Post #6 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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#6
There's nothing really funny I can say about food, Unless my wife cooks it.

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Post #7 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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# 7
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

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Post #8 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Husband. This food is awful, you said you're good at cooking. Wife. Your hearing's bad, I didn't say cooking.

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Post #9 earlynudistTextile

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I agree!!

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Post #10 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

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Post #11 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.CONCLUSIONEat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!Muy interesante

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