Post #52ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Wife Jokes.I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'
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Post #53ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Wife Jokes.I said to the wife, 'I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed.' She said, 'But a lot of women do.' I said, 'Not bacon they don't.'
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RE: More Wife Jokes.I don't have a wife, so i don't have any jokes!
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RE: More Wife Jokes.Whenever my wife started to smoke, I slowed down.
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Post #57ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Wife Jokes.Whenever my wife started to smoke, I slowed down.
My wife complainedher bed was too old: I gave her a new bale of straw.
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Post #58ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Wife Jokes.Man: My wife drives like lightning. Friend: You mean fast? Man: No, she hits trees
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RE: More Wife Jokes.Who's guilty here?
One night, from a deep sleep, a dreaming wife sits upright and screams "Quick! My husband just came home"!
Her husband, sleeping next to her immediately jumps up, grabs his pants and jumps out the window.
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RE: More Wife Jokes.I took my wife to a wife swapping party. I was very disappointed. At end of the evening. Everyone insisted I had keep my own wife.
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Post #61ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Wife Jokes.Wanting to travel somewhere different,I asked my wife "how about Tijuana next week", "No" she replied "I don't take drugs"
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