Golfing Jokes

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

The Definition of golf - a game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the green, and then you find yourself in a hole.

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Post #2 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Golfing Jokes

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds, which were gathering around.
"Preacher," the organizer said, "I trust you'll see to it that the weather won't turn bad on us?"
Our pastor shook his head. "Sorry," he replied. "I'm sales, not management!"

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