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A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.The
bartender says "hello Mr. President."

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Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.

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Donald Trump loves the "poorly educated" so much,if he's president there will be more of them than ever.

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Donald Trump - the ultimate Political Joke

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Government would be great, if it wasn't full of politicians.

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KFC has a hildabeast special. Two large thighs two small breasts and 3 left wings.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea

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On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly
announced that he was switching to the
Democrats.

"I can't believe you're doing this."
said his friend. "For your entire life you've been a staunch
Republican."

"Why would you want to become a
Democrat now?"

"Because I'd rather it was one of
them that dies than one of us."

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Last night, Donald Trump said if he's elected, he will employ a 'deportation task force.' It's not really necessary, because if he's elected most people will probably leave voluntarily.

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People fleeing the country. Less people - Less traffic - Shorter lines. Hmmmmm - maybe I will vote for Trump.

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Third Presidential debate.That was joke of the century.

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