Travel Jokes

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they
stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked
the employee, "Before we order, could you please
settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we
are, very slowly" The girl
leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr,
gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

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Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle
East


AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to
lie on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs
apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
I agree with everything you have ever said or
thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to
travel in the trunk
of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
If you will do me the kindness of not harming by
genitel appendages I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in
public.

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
The red blindfold will be lovely,
excellency.

TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious,
thank you. I really must

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