Post #5122hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayTwo of my friends have never met each other. Before they spoke, I told both of them that the other was a bit deaf. They shouted at each other for a few minutes before they realized I'm just an asshole.
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Post #5132hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayStop. Drop and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid...l really thought l'd be on fire alot more that this as an adult.
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Post #5142hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayGuy's.... if you're over 40...it's time to leave them young girls alone and get a woman who understands the signs of a stroke..
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RE:Quote of the dayI'm Fragile, but not like a flower, more like a bomb!
Youth and strength are no match for old age and treachery.
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Post #5162hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy wife and I decided we don't want to have children........ We will be telling them tonight at dinner.
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Post #5172hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy doctor said I need professional help..... so I'm going to start with a chef, a butler and a maid.
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Post #5182hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.
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RE:Quote of the dayIf your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.
It seems my wife and mother disagree with that!!! OOP's ;-)
Here's what my uncle had to say ;-)
My lady friends would make diamond marks in my head with anything handy!!!!!!!!!! :-))
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Post #5202hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWhere do people in hell tell other people to go?
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RE:Quote of the dayA nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
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