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Two of my friends have never met each other. Before they spoke, I told both of them that the other was a bit deaf. They shouted at each other for a few minutes before they realized I'm just an asshole.

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Stop. Drop and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid...l really thought l'd be on fire alot more that this as an adult.

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Guy's.... if you're over 40...it's time to leave them young girls alone and get a woman who understands the signs of a stroke..

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I'm Fragile, but not like a flower, more like a bomb!

Youth and strength are no match for old age and treachery.

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My wife and I decided we don't want to have children........ We will be telling them tonight at dinner.

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My doctor said I need professional help..... so I'm going to start with a chef, a butler and a maid.

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If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.

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If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.

It seems my wife and mother disagree with that!!! OOP's ;-)

Here's what my uncle had to say ;-)

My lady friends would make diamond marks in my head with anything handy!!!!!!!!!! :-))

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Where do people in hell tell other people to go?

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A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.

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