RE:Quote of the day

I handle stressful situations like a dog...if you can't eat it or hump it...piss on it and walk away.

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

I don't always whoop ....but when I do......there it is

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

I'm a lot happier since I changed from coffee to orange juice, my doctor said it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it's the vodka.

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

I don't know who needs to see this...but your laundry needs to be put in the dryer.

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

I can't even imagine the self-control required to work at a Bubble Wrap Factory

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

Just so you know, nothing accidentally goes in your butt...sincerely, The ER Staff.

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

Dear Ghosts, if you can move shit around and flicker the lights, then you can use a mop.

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving Spirit...l've been giving people the Bird all week.

This post was edited
RE:Quote of the day

If you're kinky and you know it...clap your hands....oh they're tied...never mind.

This post was edited