No Thanks, Malls.... I will shop from home , without pants, like a normal person.

• 3 years ago

Q: my child will not eat fish...what can l replace it with?...A: a cat... cats loves fish.

• 3 years ago

One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.

• 3 years ago

Bite Marks... Because sometimes it's important to mark your territory.

• 3 years ago

Ladies:- when it comes to doggy style..... l am behind you 100%

• 3 years ago

Shout out to everyone who strongly considered having a cocktail before work this morning.

• 3 years ago

Shout out to everyone who strongly considered having a cocktail before work this morning.

And especially to those who followed through on it.

• 3 years ago

People who say...you're hard to shop for....maybe don't know where to buy beer.

• 3 years ago

I went to a gender reveal party over the weekend, for some reason I was the only one who was nude.

• 3 years ago

Date: l love animals... Me: l work with animals...Date: are you a vet?.... Me: No, l'm a Butcher.... that is where it always go wrong.

• 3 years ago