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So true its like most of them can see into the future with esp or something.

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Upon being invited to dinner, I ask if I can bring anything. The response is, just yourself. So I apparently I dont need to bring clothes! :D

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You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you..lf they are behind your ears, that means she likes you.

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Most people are assholes, don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell, Hey Asshole, l bet they all turn and look.

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Next time someone calls you an asshole say " I am not anasshole, I am a mirror. SO if you look at me and see an ashole you are seeing your own refletion"

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I don't care how nice the hand soap smells...you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.

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Some girls beg and some girls borrow.... Some bring joy and some bring sorrow.... But all the best ones suck and swallow...

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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?

The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)

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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)

True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.

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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.

Thanks for the correction. You are correct, other than my time in the Army I am a lifelong Minnesotan ;-)

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