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Large Phallic Funnies

Post #1 PirateBobTextile

by PirateBob Textile

Funny Korean Spa Story: yesterday at Riverside Spa. 22 yr old handsome Romanian (?) 145 lbs? Huge phallus. Totally disproportionate. Picture Great Dane equipment on Chihuahua.

He is showing off. Walking proudly around. Rigid. I'm thinking, that excessive penile cantileverage has got to be tough on his small back. Worthy of chiropractic doctoral dissertation.

Arm chairs in locker room. He sits down across from me. Pointed at ceiling. Starts conversation. Yes, nice weather I answer. Somehow meteorology does not appear indicative of his current thought process.

Korean attendant walks by. Spots new friend's exuberant prideful display. Without word, drops large cold wet towel on said same. New friend jumps in air. Cold and shocked. But we all start laughing.

Moral: pride cometh before a towel.

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