Flowers,Candy,Stuffed Bear ?

Hey are there any men out there that Valentines Day has slipped your mind ?
Well dont worry your woman isnt mad at you for that,because you haven missed Valentines day.
Have any of the men out there seen the television commercial for The Vermont Teddy
Bear Companys new product for Valentines day? The Big Hunk a Love Teddy Bear.
This Plus stuffed animal is 5Ft Tall, Made with the softest fur you can find on this side of Heaven . When you are working late at the office,your woman will be thinking of you as she snuggles up in bed with The Big Hunk A love Teddy bear.

Well I saw a infomercial on television about a Class Action Law Suit against The Vermont Teddy Bear Company . The cause of the law suit is, men who purchased The Big Hunk a Love Teddy Bear, for their woman, noticed their sexual relationship with their woman diminished,while fighting with with them increased.These men also notice every time they tried to climb in bed to go to sleep, ""The Big Hunk a Love Teddy Bear", is always sitting up ,with a mischievous grin on its face ,while taking up the whole side of The mans side of the bed.When the man try to remove the bear from the bed, the woman make him go sleep on the couch.So to protect your relation ship with your woman,buy her a heart shaped box of candy.
You might get tire of her asking you " Is this candy making me fat ?"
Would you rather listen to that then have your woman beak up with you to run off with "The Big Hunk a Love Teddy Bear ? "

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Feb 11 2016

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