Re the post on TT's Blog
And now for something, ....................COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!!!
I did this a couple of weeks ago and have been deliberating weather or not to post it ever since.
Several people have said lately, that this place is getting wayyyyy tooooooo serious,
So, What the hell! ......how's it go? .......Publish and be damned!
Nudism is FUN!!! ............remember?
so,
hope this makes you smile :)
Re the post on TT's Blog that said:
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"TeamTrue, why are you such a great person?"
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TT said;
.Im not sure. Some say its my devilishly good looks, some say its my pure genius and wit. Youll have to decide for yourself.
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Well I have decided, .......and I think it's your, Awesome Dynamic Magnetic Personality, .............. coupled of course, with your devilishly good looks, .......as well as the pure genius and wit, that constantly exudes from your rippling physique!
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Not forgetting, ....your Naturally Radiant Dazzling Charisma and Devastating Charm!!!
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But most of all, it's your Saintly ability, to continuously find, an inexhaustible supply of seemingly endless patients and understanding.
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TT, ........we are Blessed :)
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Thanks for, ....................................just being you!
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Phil.
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is that it?
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have we finished?
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are we off air now?
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has everyone gone?
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NOW can I have a FREE Certification!!!
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PLEASE!
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. ok then,
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just A FREE CAMERA ?
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Ahhhh come on, no one will know!
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I AM a SUPERNUDIST !!!
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Perhaps it could go with the title!
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I won't tell anyone!
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PROMISE!
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We could have a vote on it!
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Errrr, perhaps NOT!
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ok then, ........just put the cheque in the post! :(
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Pay Pal?
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OUCH !!!!!
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THAT HURTS!!!!!!!
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YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY!!!!!
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I'VE GOT RIGHTS, YOU KNOW !!!!!!
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Awww come on lads,
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can't we talk about this?
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Huuu, .........I didn't really want to be certified, .......... ANYWAY !!!!!!
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i am a truenudist .........i am a truenudist .........i am a truenudist .........i am a truenudist .........i am a truenudist .........i am a
truenudist .........I KNOW I AM ............i am a truenudist .........I AM!!! .....I AM !!! I AM !!! .......Huu! ........i don't need to be certified, i don't WANT to look at pics, and have friends and stuff and be normal and go to certified chat and have people LIKE me, and THESE HANDCUFF ARE TOO TIGHT!!! ........OH NO !!! .........DON'T SHUT THE DOOR !!!!! .........I'm claustrophobically challenged!!! LET ME OUT !!! .........LET .........ME ........OUT !!!!!! .........What time is dinner, .........don't forget I'm vegetarian !!!!!
could I have a computer in here please? ..........I'M BORED !!! ...........have you ever considered trying naturism? ......it's very therapeutic, .....don't have to buy clothes, .......No washing to do! ..... you meet lots of nice people! .......Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Geeeeeeee, ........one Naturist over the wall, two Naturist over the wall, three Naturist over the wall ....................four hundred and fifty two Naturist over the wall ...................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I know, ...........................I'm not well, ........................am I ?
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Have a nice Nude Day everyone!
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And remember, no matter how bad things get, .......you could have been ................LIKE ME!!!!!!
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AND, ................................................your a loooooooooong time dead!
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. FEEL THE FEAR, ..................................AND DO IT ANYWAY !!!
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Ok Phil, I fell out of my chair again !!!!!!!!! Dang, I thought that I had problems. The town where I live has been saving a nice rubber room for me, but I think that we really should donate it to you.... Just think of all the nice people you will meet there !!!!!
Their coming to take me away ha ha, their coming to take me away ho ho, he he , ha ha, those nice young men in their clean white coats, their coming to take me away ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, to the HAPPY HOME, with trees and flowers and chirping birds, and basket weavers who sit and dwidile their thunbs and toes and their coming to take me away ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I feel MUCH better now..........
Steve
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( I can't breath!) HEHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHHO (my stomach hurts!) HEEEEHEEEHEEEE (snort) HAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHAHA (my cheeks hurt!)
Just one question, may I have some spam and ham to go with that? And by the way, if that's the way you talk, can't wait to see your silly walk! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Jen
P.S. Phil - please go to bed and get some sleep!
This elderly 90 year old multi-millionaire widower went to his doctorfor a check-up. Everything was fine and the doctor askedabout the patients lifestyle.
"Fine doc, I am getting married soon and hope to be blissfully happy with kids". " Good for you, just what you need" answered the doctor sarcastically. Some months later the old guy came back for another visit with baffling news.
"Doctor, I got married to this 22 year oldangel and we are going to be parents soon.I am so pleased with life " explained the patient excitedly. The doctorinquired in a suprised manner "Are you sure she is pregnant ?" " You bet doctor, she is has a swollen belly and we expect delivery in about two months, you cannot disbelieve it, it really is happening " responded emphatically the old guy.The doctor decided to help his patient come to reason in a delicate way
" I tell you a story, wonder if you can believe it. I was up in the Rockies and talked to this hunter, He liked to booze in the bar and I thought perhaps he was not really with it. He said that he was a good with the rifle, anything that was in his sight he shot. he always left early and covered great areas of the mountain range. However, he was telling me, one evening he drank too much and woke up late the next morning. Seeing he was not going to get out early enough, heleft the house in a hurry and grabbed what he needed without looking. Unfortunately he took an umbrella insteadof the rifle. Two hours later he suddenly came across a grizzly and the bear went wild with rage. The animal started to bolt towards the hunter and hepulled up the rifel. Suddenly he realised it was his brolly and panicked. All he could do was point the umbrella an the beast and open it fully. At that moment the grizzly fell to the ground mortally wounded. That hunteris the bestin the wholeworld, he killed a bearby just flashingan umbrella.".
"Come off doctor", said the millionaire elder"nobody can believe that, there was another guy involved, he did the job instead."
"Well coming back to your pregnant wife, perhaps you should view the situation in the same light" replied the doctor.
I think TT must have missed this,
Co's I'm, still not certified.
Don't want to try and twist his wrist,
Cos then I'd be denied.
So I thought this resurrection,
Might help to jog his mind.
And cause him some reflection,
To see if he can find.
It in his heart to reconsider,
What status I should be.
Then perhaps he could deliver,
And certify little old me!
You see, I still don't have a camera,
Or friend to do the click.
Don't want to let the side down,
Or have it thought that I'm a p****!
And just to reassure you,
I am NOT on the weed.
And a CERTIFIED Super Nudist,
Is SURLY what we NEED !!!
ps.
Just had a thought, could it be in hand,
Is he sat there in a chuckle!
Yes could it be, he's got it planned,
His style is always subtle.
Perhaps the next level will reveal,
And justify my mitigation.
Could the one thousandth post conceal,
My long awaited, certification!
Mmmmmmm, ..........Certified Super Nudist. It's got a nice ring to it!
ummm...Phil, would certifiable Super Nudist work? Jen
Oh Jen, you asked me for some fun!
How could you be SO crewel.
Suggesting, I had too much Sun,
And turned into a fool!
They say, we're ALL a step away,
From that dreaded, padded cell.
So laugh, and cherish every day,
We might meet up, in hell!
Phil.
ummm...Phil, would certifiable Super Nudist work? Jen
Oh Jen, you asked me for some fun!
How could you be SO crewel.
Suggesting, I had too much Sun,
And turned into a fool!
They say, we're ALL a step away,
From that dreaded, padded cell.
So laugh, and cherish every day,
We might meet up, in hell!
Phil.
But, your certifiability is what I admire most,
and I look forward to it in every word you post!
and wait with anticipation for post a thousand and one
'Cause that's when we'll all find the fun has just begun!
So forgive me my friend, if my words did offend
for that is not what I meant.
Your humor to me, shall always be
timely and heaven sent!
Jen
ummm...Phil, would certifiable Super Nudist work? Jen
Oh Jen, you asked me for some fun!
How could you be SO crewel.
Suggesting, I had too much Sun,
And turned into a fool!
They say, we're ALL a step away,
From that dreaded, padded cell.
So laugh, and cherish every day,
We might meet up, in hell!
Phil.
But, your certifiability is what I admire most,
and I look forward to it in every word you post!
and wait with anticipation for post a thousand and one
'Cause that's when we'll all find the fun has just begun!
So forgive me my friend, if my words did offend
for that is not what I meant.
Your humor to me, shall always be
timely and heaven sent!
Jen
Now you're too kind, what can I say.
That's music to my ear.
You could not offend, when you hit send,
Your humility is clear.
I too can't wait, just want to see,
What TT's got up his sleeve.
But you see, that post from me,
Is illusive I perceive.
Phil.