What is the funniest thing that has happened to you while in the buff?
I was at the nude part of Playalinda beach (Titusville, Florida) - it was one of the first times I had been to a nude beach. This sweet lady, probably in her 70's, walked up to me looking at the tattoos on my sides. She said, "Oh! Those are Egyptian hyroglyphs!" I said yes and she said, "I couldn't tell what they were with my binoculars so I had to get closer." I was being peeped on! Heck of a compliment, but cracked me up!
I don't know if this is really funny but I get a little chuckle out of it every time I think of it. I was in the hospital having had back surgery when I was askedto providea urine sample. I went into the bathroom and pulled up my gown and tucked it into the top of my back brace and provided the sample. I went out of the bath carrying the sample but forgetting to put my gown down. There I stood in front of my wife and two female staffers holding my sample and fully exposed to the world. My wife chuckled and said "you'd better pull your dress down". It was then that I realized my exposure and covered up. I guess it is true that you can forget these things when you are a nudist. I was not embarrassed and may be a little amused at my forgetfulness. Neither of the other women said anything.
A number of years ago I was having my home remodeled and I was getting different estimates on having the house painted, new siding, and a new roof, etc. I wasnude andvacuuming the denso I didn't hear the doorbell or the knock on the door, but the salesman heard the vacuum cleaner running and let himself into the house. I looked up and saw him standing in my den with an absolute look of shock on his face. He muttered an apology and put the estimate on a table before making a quick exit. Later he told me that was the first time he ever let himself into a home and it would be the last time. He was still embarassed about it later but, I thought it was funny.
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