Open your mouth and put your foot in it

Post #1 billezTextileLife's too short to think about what to wear :)

by billez Textile

I was on a modelling web site and saw an thread from a model looking for work, it had the title:-
'Open leg - 30ph, limited space available'
Needless to say the responses were 'as expected'!!

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Post #2 nudepopsUndies Only

RE: Open your mouth and put your foot in it

by nudepopsTextile

A Cousin friend of mine sent this to me! I think he had worked as a greeter after retirement. I am not sure if it was him, but sure sounds like it!

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins ? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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Post #3 nudepopsUndies Only

RE: Open your mouth and put your foot in it

by nudepopsTextile

A Cousin friend of mine sent this to me! I think he had worked as a greeter after retirement. I am not sure if it was him, but sure sounds like it! So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day..... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins ? Are you blind, or stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
ROFLMAO! Now that's gold!

Thanks! I think it is a "Golden moment" also....lol!

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